In my head there are three separate Simon Amstells:

  1. Young Simon Amstell: As seen on: Family Catchphrase and The Gamesmaster. Probably would annoy me if I didnt know he was going to grow up to be…
  2. Popworld & Never Mind The Buzzcocks Simon Amstell: Cocky bastard but oh my god so adorable. Ahah, look at him with Donny Tourette and Preston! Oh my god, hahaha he is so funny, I LOVE HIM.
  3. Grandma’s House & Stand-Up Comedy Simon Amstell: What I like to think of as the real Simon Amstell. AWW ALL THE FEELS LOVE LOVE CUTEY LITTLE AWH LET ME TOUCH HIS HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIR AND FEED HIM CHEESY BEAN POTATOES. MUST PROTECT.  LOVE LOVE LOVE, LITTLE PERFECT MAN YOU.